Bosses and Work: Grind away

Grind away

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Italy - Genova

Today, I got stuck in the elevator at work. When I was finally let out, my boss decided I shouldn't get a lunch break, because I'd already had over an hour off work while in the elevator. I had to starve through 5 more hours of work. FML

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You deserved it 1 870

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I_lost_the_game 25

Tuesday 25 August 2015 6:48

Is that even legal?

ww431 15

Tuesday 25 August 2015 6:49

Your boss is a dick! Can't you make a complaint about him? :L

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jairolover 25

Sunday 24 July 2016 13:39

you deserved it for not standing up for yourself!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 January 2023 6:54

Yeah, I'd definitely file a complaint about that. And then eat at your desk.

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