Gross

By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and sleepily wipe it down with loo paper if he notices a splash. He doesn't see why it's a problem since he 'cleans' it. FML
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Seeya55 31

This is when you eat something that dries sticky and put your hands on his steering wheel. Wipe it with a napkin, cause that'll be clean! Or use his toothbrush to clean it? Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!

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GhostFox 33

Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.

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Bearsmomma 30

Same with my son. I finally told him he can figure out to pee properly or he'll start going in the back yard like our dogs. When pee hits the seat, it sprays and splashes all over the bathroom. Sitting in someone else's dried (or not) pee is nasty. Give him a black Light. In a dark bathroom all that urine will glow in the dark. It's so gross. Maybe it'll be a wake up call for him to ACTUALLY SEE how much he leaves behind.

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im_teekay 7

I read a comment on another site where the wife got sick of her husband's pee everywhere so started using his face flannel to clean it up. After a few months the husband noticed his wife smirking everytime he washed his face and asked why. She told him, and, funnily enough, the pee all over the place miraculously stopped

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Look at the bright side; he doesn't leave puddles and it only happens once a day. If he isn't going to lift the seat, you could try leaving a spray bottle with vinegar and a roll of paper towels (or even just a pack of wipes) near the toilet- if he doesn't use it, at least it's there so you can give it a quick once over before you sit down.

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OhPuhleeze 23

If your husband's pee is sticky, he needs to be checked. I suspect high blood sugar. That would also explain frequent urge to pee. Diabetes is a slient killer. This FML post may have just added a few more years to his life (provided he takes his medication regularly, manages diet and excercise). Book an appointment with you GP.

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DamnGina 3

Aaaaaaand..... Yet one more reason I'm a lesbian, LOL. Sorry, OP. That's not only disgusting, but also so very disrespectful to you.

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sgdigaetano 3

Just tell him not to be so lazy or to sit when he pees. Makes me wonder though, how lazy is this guy in general? Seems like if he's too lazy to lift the seat he would be way to lazy to accomplish much in life.

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thestruggleisreal 0

I'm not gonna lie to you all I could think about is the fact that I'm not the only one with a man child.

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EnvyMe33 26

That is so sad that he is too lazy to stand up and pee like a real man. If he is too lazy to stand up then he is too lazy wipe up his mess. How disgusting and disrespectful!! My husband doesn't use my toilet so I don't have to worry about that. He likes having his own throne so it's nice having 3 bathrooms in my house.

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