Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 17/05/2015 05:10 - United States

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
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tbear4prez 14

I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...

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Patriots21 14

Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.

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Patriots21 14

Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.

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Ms_ValS 27

You mean to say that your husband simply left his shit that missed the toilet bowl for you to clean? You should tell him that he's a grown ass adult and you are not his maid. Frankly, I'd just kick his ass.

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bahamit 18

He's just trying to help get you used to future potty training. Still that sucks...

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theTravinator 21

I'd recommend having a bathroom where the whole floor is a pit of kitty litter, that way it's impossible to miss unless he defies the odds and ***** horizontally at the wall

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iAlissa 34

That'd be so disgustingly impressive.

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ironmany_fml 23

It is not that difficult to shit on the wall actually

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giantsfan2010 23

I know right just stick your ass on the wall and let it go

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BigJoeZD 16

@35 His response in spite is to shit outside the bathroom door

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tbear4prez 14

I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...

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emeraldisle 30

Why do men think this is acceptable behaviour? My fiancé does the same thing. Luckily it's been only piss so far.

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kmaheynoway 25

Please, don't generalize men. As a man myself I would never do this.

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Markovski 18

I am a man and I don't do that, ever.

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milehigh52 22

Maybe it's your taste in men that is the problem. I'd appreciate it if you didn't generalize men just because your fiancé is gross.

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Llama_Man2000 26

Tell him that if he does it again you will make him wear a diaper.

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vikky538 28

It only works if OP doesn't have to change his diapers now and then

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az1z_official 17

He has defiantly been playing too meany angry birds

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e_is_for_eli 12

pretty sure the spelling wasn't the primary issue with this comment

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shemademedoit 20

to start off. what does angry bird have to do with toilet aim? I don't think he goes to take a dump angry.

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Uuhohspagettios 6

He probably meant that he was too busy playing a game while on the toilet to worry about being clean and getting the deed done.

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WCARlover 34

The only thing I can think of was he did it to "get back at you" for nagging him about him missing when he was peeing

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fakedsincerity 32

eugh. I'd like to believe there are no grown men out there that childish and disgusting. D:

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insideoutoreo33 8

It takes some serious talent to miss the toilet taking a duece...fyl op

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devildog562 33

Does it matter ? I can understand drunk peeing but wtf.

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laden_swallow09 34

With inebriation, all logic goes out the door.

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