By susan - 24/02/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML
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kikiface 1

fyl, but you're lucky to have a husband that helps around the house

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

did you know that in soviet Russia toilet flushes you?

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ohSNAPyall 26

As if you knew anything about women. Twerp.

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imsochill 0

Today, I thought it would be nice to clean the bathrooms. When my wife came home she said she had to go to the bathroom. I told her to go to the bathroom downstairs which I forgot I sprayed with Tilex. FML

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mariahrawks 0

46 - heck no. when I get married, my husband's gonna clean. Either that, or a maid. I can't clean!):

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

How do you not know how to clean? Is grabbing paper towl and Windex and wiping left to right that difficult?

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ekid2k 0

You should have done the cleaning yourself.

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lickmyjock 0

waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah

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garrettjordan 0

ouch that must of hurt real bad

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Hanban 0

I dunno why I'm putting my comment here... :P Is Tilex muriatic acid?

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bidoof_fml 0

You could have just said, "Oh shut up, LJM" : |

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bidoof_fml 0

Except that long winded explanation looks twice as stupid.

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Pearljammer001 0

beast mode I can finally reply to comments on my touch!

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Hanban 0

Why yes Snickerdoodles, you got my innermost thoughts correctly! :D And I'm still replying here because I'm way too unpopular to get my own space. How's that for insecurity?

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Felendris 0

snickerdoodles, just stfu. ok? he meant that he didn't know why he was posting here instead of on #1s comment. don't go hatin before you think.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

@#16: Beast mode, eh? Maximal or Predacon? @#'s 18 & 45: You just fell for the trap.

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

did you know that in soviet Russia toilet flushes you?

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Pearljammer001 0

#3 LMAO "the toilet flushes you!"

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alexjoseph5575 18

Yes, thank you for restating the comment directly above you 22.

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kikiface 1

fyl, but you're lucky to have a husband that helps around the house

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maskedman 9

Am I the only one that got turned on when she said, "chemical burns on the butt"?

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maskedman 9

I forgot about that sick, sadistic bastard.

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I_am_that_guy 0

just like he "forgot" he sprayed it with tilex

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twat_waffle15 0

Yes. Yes, you are.

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FerrariCake 2

That's what happens when you send a man to do a woman's work.

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mmastermetallica 0

ydi for not buying non cemical based cleaning productsss. method (it's a brand) ftw

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lettertjes 0

Even when you use a chemical toilet cleaner, it normally does not cause burns when you get it on your skin. OP's husband must have used some industrial cleaner that would probably be illegal to use in a private home.

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BongBlaster420 0

technically all cleaning products are chemical. there only safe of not depending on how much there diluted. stoooopid snickerdoodles

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babelini 12

I dont get it. Why cant u use the wet bathroom upstairs? By wet do u mean ur husband is cleaning it or its just plain wet?

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