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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:01 - United States - Delhi

Today, I learned that Dolph Lundgren's "daughter", Lisbeth Olofsson, is not only fictional, but a stolen identity. Who the hell have I been talking to on Facebook since 2013? FML
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RichardPencil 30

Could you not do a quick Google search and find that Dolph Lundgren's daughters are named Greta and Ida? Sounds like your girlfriend cobbled a name together from "Girl With a Dragon Tattoo" and Bang&Olofson(sp?) speakers. Kinda like Bic Mitchum. How much money have you sent her?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

8 years and you never once got curious enough to look her up anywhere besides Facebook? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.

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RichardPencil 30

Could you not do a quick Google search and find that Dolph Lundgren's daughters are named Greta and Ida? Sounds like your girlfriend cobbled a name together from "Girl With a Dragon Tattoo" and Bang&Olofson(sp?) speakers. Kinda like Bic Mitchum. How much money have you sent her?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

8 years and you never once got curious enough to look her up anywhere besides Facebook? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.

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RichardPencil 30

I'm disappointed and mad! With three minutes in Wikipedia, I found out more about Dolph Lundgren's family than the dude learned in 8 years! It's so easy when they claim to be celebrities or their relatives. Reminds me of a movie I'm going to write. Nerdy loser guy gets catfished by slightly-better-than-average girl who uses a model's Instagram photos. He finds out, but they talk it out and he likes her anyways. They think it would be fun to invite this model to their wedding since she kinda got them together. The model ends up liking the guy and she overhears the girl speaking badly of him. The guy and the model get together and the girl eats crow. THE END

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