Group Project Struggles - FML

Group Project Struggles

By FML Approved - 21/10/2017 14:30 - United States - New York

Not helping never looked so cute!

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gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:10

Looks like dad may have son srarting to train to chase cars, bikes, or people.

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gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:10

Looks like dad may have son srarting to train to chase cars, bikes, or people.

كرار سلمان 2

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:50

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Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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