Love, Parents and Dad jokes: Seriously?

Seriously?

By sadgirl - 24/08/2019 09:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 911

You deserved it 197

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 197

You deserved it 4 484

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By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 979

You deserved it 149

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 526

You deserved it 4 007

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 758

You deserved it 2 592

By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 968

You deserved it 7 690

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 058

You deserved it 284

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 812

You deserved it 5 591

By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 084

You deserved it 4 338

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 124

You deserved it 25 502

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 033

You deserved it 3 311

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 24 August 2019 16:30

What the **** is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?

stormy0307 16

Saturday 24 August 2019 16:03

What kind of drugs is he on if a crack ***** is an improvement?

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stormy0307 16

Saturday 24 August 2019 16:03

What kind of drugs is he on if a crack ***** is an improvement?

tounces7 27

Sunday 25 August 2019 5:10

They meant HE could do so much better, which is a far shittier thing to say.

stormy0307 16

Sunday 25 August 2019 17:11

Upon rereading of the post, you are in fact correct.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 24 August 2019 16:30

What the **** is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?

Fran Rolli 8

Saturday 24 August 2019 19:32

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 19:49

Are you a telemarketer or a health insurance claims agent?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 24 August 2019 22:59

This is where you steal all their shit, sell it, and instead of using it to fund your crack/paint addiction, you take your boyfriend on vacation.

zoelog 10

Saturday 24 August 2019 23:13

if your mother is really that bad it seems to me you would have known not to bring your boyfriend home.

blondie45 21

Sunday 25 August 2019 4:08

Are your family right?

Shawnie Gallant 24

Sunday 25 August 2019 12:04

My family didn’t think I could keep my hot girlfriend, they thought she’d move on after a month or so. My girlfriends family also thought she could do better. 5 years later and were still together, with our own place. Don’t let people like this ruin your life. He knows what he wants, and it sounds like he wants you.