Animals: Gullible - FML

Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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nvo 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:45

Hope you don'l love her for her brain alone...

FireFlie07 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:05

Haha, how can she not know what seahorses are? They are all over biology books due to the difference in their reproductive features. Not to mention you can buy dried sea horses at the beach and in some stores for decorative purposes. Discovery or National Geographic channel maybe? I think some re-education is in order for your GF OP.

sonnidimples 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:07

Dude. It's not even funny.

HBRozayy 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:15

OP your GF is a legitimate jackass.

JoseLopez31 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:17

Buy a seahorse and prove that bitch wrong. Cost $20 her face priceless

steelarsman 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:27

Kill her when you get the chance..

babygirl4855 11

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:30

Wow.... That's just sad, you should tell her to look up on the internet then she might believe it.

Nariima_fml 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:30

Sooo.. If U show her a seahorse, she will belive that unicorns are real to, wouldnt she?.. FYL

HEADSTRONG1994 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:32

She's dumb as ****...

sxdryv 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:34

Buy her one for valentines day and watch her mind explode!!

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