Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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Top comments

saIty 17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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thinkPlNK 0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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N8Diggity 1

You "think" seahorses are real?

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avamonroe 0

I think you should bail now, just imagine how dumb her offspring will be.

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aimeesea75 16

I'm guessing she's blonde?

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MsMeiriona 2

Wait, so you're saying unicorns aren't real? But then why is my virginity so magical?

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Jennielee 6

Watch Animal plant. I bet if you tell her that the male sea horse actually gives birth she'll be more set on her theory.

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kei1108 13

Please break up. Let's look at the facts, shall we? 1.) It is verbally abusive to call someone an idiot. 2.) She has a really bad temper to get this mad about something like this?! 3.) She is not good at arguing. Meaning that when she argues with you, it is not productive. Another thing that isn't good about her arguing: she doesn't look something up on the Internet before she fights over it. FAIL. Never a good idea. Well, there you have it.

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taurusxdee 10

Wait til she finds out the male carriers the baby!

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