Animals: Gullible - FML

Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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ThePhoenix3 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:03

SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO

asdalia 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:05

Buy her a sea horse and be like "well if sea horses are like unicorns than here, have a miracle :)" it could be cute if she isn't the type to like get pissed and beat your ass xD

sectorleader 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:05

It's not her fault entirely, I'm sure she doesn't see much of the world from the kitchen.

kelsswan 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:14

Your girls kinda dumb

arvale8802 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:15

But they do exist....

Maryald 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:16

Hahahahahahahaha

candycane16 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:17

They are real just go google it

jarredsj26 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:20

Wow. Is she blonde? Cause they are real

qbkjunkmails 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:45

Ur gf is an extreme idiot!

Nudi_fml 13

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:48

You're dating a moron. Glhf.

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