Embarrassing, Shopping and Parents: HALLO?

HALLO?

By BrilsmurfO_O - 06/04/2009 14:12 - Netherlands

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

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By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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IDANÄS IVAR d'you go?

By Nicole - 03/04/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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Get back to work

By MissIsabel - 03/11/2010 10:43 - France

Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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bnomis 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:19

Overboard parenting fail.

obnum 19

Thursday 18 October 2012 22:46

I keep seeing FMLs like this... Does no one have a cell phone? And what is up with parents these days!?

Comments

ehroo 1

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:48

Wow. Your parents really need to calm down... because that's pretty ridiculous.

Unlimitedaxl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:55

wow well that sucks for you.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:38

this happened to me today at the grocery store and I'm 25

vashjmv 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:01

You may be 18 but you still managed to wander away from them like an 8 year old. Could've been a joke. If it was, it was a damn good one.

belibelaba 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:07

crocodile ****

retardthinkswhat 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:52

Move out. SOON.

person1000003 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:56

O_0 !?

Cthlulu 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:02

Whahahaha, zo leuk altijd, die IKEA's :P

beritis 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:45

boy, your parents loves you. be god damn happy!

SpanishCaedya 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 0:21

hahahahaha IKEA leukste winkel ooit en ja ze zijn groot 0_0

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