Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 114
You deserved it 5 435

Same thing different taste

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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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shithappen2 0

wtf thats a demon child get him some therapy poor ****** hamster :(i wanna slap your brother for being so ****** cruel im sorry but man get him some help

"One of the known warning signs of psychopathologies, including anti-social personality disorder, is a history of torturing pets and small animals, a behavior known as zoosadism." thanks wikipedia.

Wait, did he kill his friends too? Get him some help either way. F both of your lives. Poor hampster.

It is quite obivious what happened. You see, your brother was having a blast with his first friend, when the hampster grew tired. Your brother countinued to play with him untill the hampster blacked out. Your brother then went to the bathroom. While away, the hampster woke up, took a lice of rope and climbed up to the felling fan. He then tied the rope to the fan, then his neck and jumped. The hampster just couldn't stand playing with your brother that much so it went suicidal. Your brother comes out of the bathroom, sees his hampster, and thinks you did it. He then goes emo. It's quite logical and resonable. Actually, get him help.

smiledearx 0

agree with number 6, lol. seriously though that isnt good AT ALL kids like that grow up to be serial killers... not kidding either... counseling please.

Ur brother needs professional help, not friends.

nikki1001 0

#215: Major lol's at you citing a Dr. Phil article....

ChelseaAnn08 0

Sounds like your brother has attachment issues. Abusing animals is a classic sign. Along with having trouble making/keeping friends. (Wow...I actually used something I learned from Human Dev...) He definately needs professional help.

That just gave me the most hilarious mental image ever. Was there a note on the wall in little paw prints?