Animals: Hammy

Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 3 744

By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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You deserved it 119

Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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You deserved it 164

By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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You deserved it 2 465

By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 793

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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You deserved it 11 234

By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 12:11

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

steakpak 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:21

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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angel03260 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:29

281- but did you hang your dead brid from the ceiling?

Skikkles 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:30

Yeah, I'm calling Shenanigans on this one..

eeee93757 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:45

Um......**** your life? Why? Because your brother likes to kill things? You must be the worlds biggest narcissist to tell a story about how your brother doesn't have friends and how he killed his pet hamster and bring it all around to say "**** my life." Why don't you get over yourself?

slashstalker 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

That's f***ed up. FYL

define_statutory 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:09

the ceiling? how tall is this child?

FreedomFirst 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:10

Sounds like you need to get him counseling sessions. Seriously. They say Jeffrey Dahmer started out dissolving mice in acid. You don't want your little brother to end up on AMW as a serial killer.

Lisimal 7

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:14

Pinche MANIACO!!!

Samabenjamim 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:15

Hahaha! One of the best.

Rosebell26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:17

wow, that's scary. i've gotta say, i can't argue with the people suggesting that you pursue professional help for your little brother.

FreedomFirst 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:22

#123, bad idea. Kids like that tend to be the setting fires type, not the run after you with a brick type. A barricade would only seal your fate. #164, you're an idiot. That kind of attitude is probably one of the reasons he's messed up to start with. You'd only make things worse. I never heard of a serial killer who wasn't abused as a child. That should tell you something, OP. Please, please get him some help before it's too late. You have no idea how much can happen right in your own home without you knowing.