Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

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steakpak 0

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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YungMarlon23 0

woops, I ment #249... and #88... I deeply agree! :D

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doctor_acula 1

haha, nice one #13. i think the reference is lost on most of the people on here, but it was a good one. R.I.P. David Carradine (1936-2009)

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MukyDaCookie 0

faker than pamela anderson's chest! that was in Haloween

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Authoress 0

Please talk to your parents about this. Your brother needs to talk to a counselor. Abusing animals is very serious and is often the result of deeper issues. Again, please encourage your parents to take him to a therapist. There seems to be deeper issues that your parents, as much as they love him, don't have the specialty to deal with. Good luck.

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butteredtoast 0

This is not an FML. This is a FHL if anything, or perhaps a FthehamstersL.

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swimmer07 0

i'd be afraid to live with him...

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spicy4u 0

27 thats the first thing that came to my mind

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anonnie 0

i think you should let him loose on the kids at school... thats probably what caused him to act like that... nowadays you have effed up kids AND teachers that don't care when the kids get picked on and bullied.... those idiots probably drove him to be full of anger...

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lespaulhero 0

You know that Jeffrey Dahmer started his career of slautering and having sex with dead humans by doing the same to animals.... You might want to take your brother to a psychiatrist.

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randomnessity 0

psychologist....kid is showing early signs of being a sociopath. he NEEDS therapy. that is actually very serious....

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