Birthday, Gifts, Gamers and Miscellaneous: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 137

By Shauna - 10/11/2012 09:02 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML

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You deserved it 4 195

By chrono19 - 04/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML

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You deserved it 5 697

Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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Thanks, iHate it

By muggle68 - 10/12/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

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You deserved it 8 536

By secondchild - 12/07/2019 14:00

Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML

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You deserved it 187

By Rich - 25/02/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 5 577

By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

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You deserved it 8 326

By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 140

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Thursday 7 October 2010 11:21

1. Save wrapping paper. 2. Find huge empty box. 3. Fill with rocks until it weighs about 250 pounds. 4. Add a clothesline and wrap. 5. Give to your parents and tell them you got them a solar powered clothes dryer. 6. Record their reaction and put on YouTube. 7. Get #1 views (all time) award for your hilarious video, simultaneously wrenching the title from YouTube's most popular female singer, Justin Bieber and becoming a hero to all lovers of real music. 8. Become a YouTube partner. 9. Use money to buy Mars. 10. Live happily ever after while banging hot Martians.

paid2think 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:07

Damn. it almost worked

Comments

FunnyAllDaTime 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:48

Your parents r awesome

varkey 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:24

this fml is unclear did they buy you an xbox? if so, there's no reason to complain at all, that's more than most people get or did they just get you wrapping paper? if so, FYL...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:03

This FML makes perfect sense. Learn to read.

Thawn 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:55

xbox is shit

HiddenAce91 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 11:25

Dude. I spent my 18th birthday alone last year, cause my girlfriend, my friends and my own family forgot my birthday. So be glad they at least remembered it.

Barn312009 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:31

agreed

727Aaron727 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:42

your lucky they even took the time to wrap you a gift, the last time I got one was my tenth birthday

iBiteRoses 22

Friday 31 August 2012 2:45

*You're

Tolerate 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:44

ever considered that your parents were in a tight financial situation and simply didn't tell you?

Golferkid24 0

Wednesday 3 December 2014 4:01

Bup

DiabolusIgnis 15

Sunday 27 December 2015 14:59

Everybody here crying about their lonely birthdays. Write an FML about it, don't bitch in the comments section. Your bad times do not invalidate anyone else's, goddamnit.