Happy Birthday
By happybirthday - 22/04/2009 19:42 - United States
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Maybe your friends were too busy wishing the Earth a happy birthday to remember one of 6 billion people throwing a pity party over facebook. Having been deployed for a consecutive 3 birthdays in a row I can happily say that I one upped you
Happy birthday anyway, man that sucks :/
It's facebook, get over it. I don't even care about birthdays anymore.
so any way, my friends and i decided not to mention our other friends birthday since we were throwing a surprise party for him. instead we just told him over face book he looked like jaba the hut.
Happy Birthday, Jabba!
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #37, that's just mean. Well, I wish you happy birthday, and maybe youre next one will be better.
Thanks #33, I laughed.
Ohhhh nooooo. No one said Happy Birthday to you on Facebook. Really, who gives a shit? What, are you a 13 year old girl? Its ******* facebook and it doesn't matter.
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Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday
lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD