Friends, Birthday, Facebook and Social Media: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

By happybirthday - 22/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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You deserved it 28 399

By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 293

By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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By Drew - 30/11/2014 03:20 - United States - Harrodsburg

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

Comments

DeadHeadHunt3r 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 1:21

happy birthday :D

dixieboo 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:18

unfriend the bastard

AwesomeAustin21 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:00

I literally blew gatorade through my nose... you need a life.

HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:34

haha aww poor thing..

chickinova 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:17

shame man! no bday notifications! op: u need better friends, i hope u at least got REAL gifts and cards

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:14

Ydi "wanted to read all your notifications at once" this world is becoming so damn pathetic... Is it really a treat to read crap on Facebook?

insertnameherr 11

Friday 6 January 2012 0:01

happy birthday!

ImTheAlpha 30

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:00

Aww... Well, happy birthday! //_^ If I was your friend, I wouldn't forget. //_^

fairman 5

Monday 28 October 2013 1:53

I make sure that everyone can see my birthday in the privacy settings so it shows up on their timeline.

jo0owe 9

Thursday 2 January 2014 15:11

why are people sad when others dont wish them happy B Day... its a normal day like every other day of every years.... stop complaining about useless thing...