Happy Birthday
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How often do you get laid? People may start calling you Jabba the ****.
I'm sorry dude but that's ****** hilarious
Kinda reminds me how both my siblings' pages were filled with "happy birthday's". I only got one. It was from a person who I barely talked to after 3rd grade, and he didn't even spell "birthday" right. FYL. I know how that feels.
maybe your bday notification thing is off or something
Jabba the Hutt for you. Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha. - Jabba the Hutt, A New Hope.
well... happy birthday!!!
Not trying to be harsh, but maybe you do..
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Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday
lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD