Cats, Painful and Animals: Happy Caturday

Happy Caturday

By Crazy Cat Guy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Friday 9 January 2015 16:15

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

thomasrasmussen7 20

Friday 9 January 2015 16:16

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 9 January 2015 21:48

YDI for not pushing them off?

chillandfun 12

Friday 9 January 2015 21:59

Catjob.

Soleia_Grace 15

Friday 9 January 2015 22:25

who in the us wears shorts in January unless you live in California your not

tatertotx3 16

Saturday 10 January 2015 8:03

It clearly states OP is from California. Reading. It is truly fundamental.

barney_stinson1 11

Friday 9 January 2015 23:05

Isn't that the story of how u have dogs know

GrayStar145 7

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:52

Cat *****

missbrit818 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 7:10

This pains me just reading this

yourlocalweedman 1

Saturday 10 January 2015 9:31

that's what you get for wearing shorts

brookiesawr 11

Saturday 10 January 2015 9:57

why are you wearing such short shorts for a guy? otherwise guy shorts go pass the knee a bit.. so...?

Witchylady 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:38

Cats are the best. They are soft fluffy and the most loveable companions. They have such personality. Get more cats!!!!

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:31

Good thing you weren't watching ****

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