Cats, Painful and Animals: Happy Caturday

Happy Caturday

By Crazy Cat Guy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Friday 9 January 2015 16:15

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

thomasrasmussen7 20

Friday 9 January 2015 16:16

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

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empbob 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 20:16

Plus side, wasn't a someone, but at least something was fighting over you...

kiaora_fml 11

Sunday 11 January 2015 6:32

Well that is one way to bust a nut at your pc that doesn't involve ****

whin2015 11

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:05

I have 4 cats. I know how you feel lol

ben1083 7

Friday 16 January 2015 11:57

Well let us hope Ur dick ok. Thts the main thing

kimmy88 3

Sunday 25 January 2015 14:25

haha thats funny.

shitzgiggle 6

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:36

hope you're OK.

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Today, I put solar lights in my yard to finally figure out what my dog has been chasing over the fence at night. It's rats. She's been chasing rats that have invaded my backyard every night for a month. FML

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Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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Today, my dad was so dizzy, he couldn't get out of bed. I called his doctor but sadly I confused the word "vertigo" with "libido." The doctor may have been impressed but offered me no helpful suggestions. FML

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

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