Happy Caturday

By Crazy Cat Guy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
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iTzSelverZz 14

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

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JayGatsby 25

FYL OP. My sister and I have had similar issues with our dogs when I visit her, because our dogs are very territorial and get jealous easily. I don't know if this will work for cats, but my sister and I just kept bringing them closer and giving them treats as they got closer so they knew that the other dog was ok, and every time they fought we would isolate them away from everyone for a bit and tried again. Hopefully that helps your cats!

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llamarrama01 21

Do ******* always fight over you?

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Wizardo 33

One bag of nuts, finely chopped and sliced. Sprinkle lightly over the braised and shredded dignity.

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vikingchick 22

YDI. It wouldn't be that hard to either pet both or get the cats off your lap.

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slyde32 12

sure, he could pet both, thst works until the point where the cats both want his lap to sit on

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JayGatsby 25

yes, because when I'm about to wear shorts, I think about the possibility of getting mauled by cats

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thatcoolguy123 14

because i totally know that i'm going to get attacked by 2 fighting cats. yep. i totally have the superpower of telling the future.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@21, Gotta think on your feet. Just like you should always prepare for the possibility of having a grand piano dropped on you from several stories up. No? Just me?? Okay nevermind.

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