Dogs, Weird, Awkward, LGBTQIA+ and Animals: Happy Doggo Day! - FML

Happy Doggo Day!

By Holyguacamoly - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Iceland

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

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Blackhawk706 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 15:38

People lost the intelligent aspect of their minds centuries ago...

Chelsea_bella 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 15:38

Pink collars on the other hand...

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vlad2011 1

Friday 30 May 2014 0:10

So is red the new pink then? lol

fantasyworld 37

Monday 11 August 2014 19:23

It's a collar, I don't think the dog even cares.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 6:19

Darwins' Exceptions times a billion.

maxiqaz 4

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:41

Can someone please tell me what "OP" means???

Motherhood 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 6:58

how does a color make your dog gay

HermioneEverdeen 7

Friday 29 July 2016 15:43

Omg homophobes are so stupid.

necklacethief 23

Tuesday 13 September 2016 6:33

My dog wears a red collar...

Dreamer5393 21

Sunday 9 July 2017 6:51

Well all colors can go on any gender. My cat is a boy and everytime I bought pink stuff for his sister, like a bed or toy, he'd claim it so now I just buy him pink stuff including a pink winter sweater that he loves to wear in the snow. I get comments all the time about it being wrong but idc. He likes it so I'm happy.

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 11 September 2020 21:31

And we wonder why this country is so messed up. fyl

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