Happy Doggo Day!

By Holyguacamoly - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Iceland

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 265
You deserved it 4 951

Top comments

People lost the intelligent aspect of their minds centuries ago...

Chelsea_bella 20

Pink collars on the other hand...

Comments

I think the customer is an insecure fool. That said, you still did yourself for arguing with him.

did you get written up because he walked out or because you said "gay". you boss is an idiot either way.

client is stupid..... male can wear pink collar to support breast cancer. my dog is male he wear red collar because I like color red. you shouldn't get write up. Find other job!

I actually hated when they put a bow clip on my dogs head when he was a puppy and I was like he looks weird.. So the guy put a little bandana thing xD My little maltese wears a baby blue collar and not it does not make it gay

do animals have sexual orientation.. I am still thinking....still thinking...oh forget it...

I've heard they do, but I've grown up around tons of dogs and never seen one that wasn't straight. I've seen male dogs hump other males, but that's more of a dominance behavior than a sexual one.

Real men wear a variety of colors without it being "gay." I swear, some people are serious homophobes. Besides, dogs can't see very many colors, anyway!

its not fair that you get written up for someone's stupidity!!

stonerchikk 4

Ignorant assholes these days..

clicker2 10

Where I live, a red collar means that the dog has been vaccinated for rabies.