Happy Halloween!

By 4evalone - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monterey

Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
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Ieri 31

Well at least you had a realistic costume!

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Comments

False_Stupidity 41

Ah, But pizza will eventually leave you since it's a relationship doomed to be short lived. Everything about it will eventually turn to shit and you'll be glad to flush it out of your life.

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worldclassrager 39

Who would have known? Share the pizza you might find a place to go maybe

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kuikes 2

At least you got to eat a pizza. I had to sleep just to get up early and go to work at 6am.

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payton_is_Vex 2

In sure wearing no bra and having pizza will get u a boyfriend

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djstiv3 15

sexy. who doesnt want this? bring me some pizza a movie and that ass lol seriously who cares tho?

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ARetardedSeal 24

woke up 5 am to get to school, came back 7:10 pm. that was my Halloween lol

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