Happy New Year!

By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 11:01

Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21

I was at work, but we stopped to do the countdown together and very very quietly whisper yelled Happy New Year while our patients slept. Was better than not working because I would have been alone.

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KingAdrock 16

WTF is a "tooth mug"?

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KingAdrock 16

WTF is a "tooth mug"?

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Charlie Given 26

it's also referred to as a denture cup/mug

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Fergus52 16

I still had to google what a denture mug was lol (it's a tub/container for soaking dentures in to clean them, in case anyone was wondering)

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rotflqtms_ 21

I was at work, but we stopped to do the countdown together and very very quietly whisper yelled Happy New Year while our patients slept. Was better than not working because I would have been alone.

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Seeya55 31

You need to get an Oculus! Have fun with everyone else who's alone too. Don't worry, you didn't miss much..

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Ambrily 27

Mine was being home alone, without alcohol, waiting for my husband to come home from dental emergency where he got 3 teeth pulled out due to an incredibly unlucky event (a tooth broke under the gum and the root moved, taking the next two teeth with it). Happy new year everyone, let's just hope it gets better than it started.

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Grizz8831 14

I played video games, watched some movies and went to bed... got to see family post their toasts and household gatherings on Facebook... I dont think most people had a blast, but there is next year... at least for those that dont do stupid things like go to NYE parties during a pandemic. 2020 sucked, call it a mulligan.

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Suaria 38

I worked on NYE. Then pulled a double from 7 am until 11:30 pm on New Year's Day while not getting much sleep because the people next door were setting off fireworks at midnight on NYE.

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