Losers weepers

By WheresMyPhone - 25/07/2023 00:02

Today, it's been 8 days since I left Indiana for Texas. It also marks the eighth day since my mother happily "saved me a ton of money" by sending my forgotten phone on its way via USPS ground instead of overnight. My phone is now marked stuck in transit and no postal worker knows where it is. You get what you pay for. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How does one forget their phone when moving?

With any chance, you can track your phone thanks to its embedded GPS. USPS might not know where your phone is, but your phone company does, kind of like the pizza guy can get you to to the hospital faster than an ambulance.

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How does one forget their phone when moving?

With any chance, you can track your phone thanks to its embedded GPS. USPS might not know where your phone is, but your phone company does, kind of like the pizza guy can get you to to the hospital faster than an ambulance.

Not sure how you could forget your phone, but I feel your pain with USPS. They're the most reliable bunch of dumbasses to ever walk the planet. DeJoy needs fired (he needed fired the second he was hired) and honestly, we should all just start using UPS and FedEx.