Embarrassing, Dreams, Nightmare and Work: Hard at work - FML

Hard at work

By scaredofbozo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

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sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 March 2011 18:49

Did they laugh while they fired you?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 11 March 2011 20:10

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

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horseracingjocey 0

Friday 11 March 2011 20:41

I'm not sure if I should say your life sucks or you totally deserve it... On the one hand, you shouldn't have fallen asleep at work. On the other, it sucks you have to explain to them that you had a nightmare about clowns!

ruben_A_ruiz 0

Friday 11 March 2011 20:42

Clowns can be really creepy I wonder who was the first clown ever

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 11 March 2011 20:59

Hard to say. They were quite popular in the medieval days and Renaissance (but also common), so it's hard to track down. However, the first clown I ever had sex with was a young boy that I'll nickname "Francis." The way he kept screaming in the middle of that courthouse was exhilarating, especially since I was dressed as a clown...

eminem_luvr 0

Friday 11 March 2011 21:08

do you work in a circus by any chance?

perdix 29

Friday 11 March 2011 21:11

What kind of job do you have where you get to sleep with your co-workers? Ah, the pitfalls of working in the **** industry!

jamsmem 0

Friday 11 March 2011 21:24

I have never understood why people think clowns are scary unless u watched IT and a little kid! But really thats your own fault you should have never fallen asleep at work!

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 11 March 2011 21:41

"...unless u watched IT and a little kid!" I watch little kids all the time and I watch/work in IT and I'm okay with clowns. I fail to see your point, if any.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 11 March 2011 23:35

I'm going to say that I think they meant "unless you watch IT and are a little kid".

jd79 0

Friday 11 March 2011 21:28

clowns though lol was it ronald mcdonald

gangstark3_fml 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:04

ydi for sleeping at work

sourgirl101 28

Friday 11 March 2011 22:11

Was it "Pennywise"? *CHILLS*

wolve86 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:12

the clown has NO penis

MasterE56 4

Friday 11 March 2011 22:22

stfu...

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