Embarrassing, Dreams, Nightmare and Work: Hard at work

Hard at work

By scaredofbozo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

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sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 March 2011 18:49

Did they laugh while they fired you?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 11 March 2011 20:10

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

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houstontxmex 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 4:15

work is no place to be clowning around.

dansco 24

Saturday 12 March 2011 5:54

YDI for sleeping at work! You are a clown!

hcovballer247 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 20:00

sucks..

Mattxy8 5

Sunday 13 March 2011 1:20

well I dont care that you slept at work, what bothers me is you are old enough to get a job, yet you still have a fear of clowns...

jayz9 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 3:12

Wow that would give them a story to share!

EmperorPsycho 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:09

were they in bed with you?

judah07 0

Monday 14 March 2011 2:34

The clown has no penis.....

olbrocko 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:10

your post would better if you were dreaming about coworkers then woke up surrounded by clowns.

luckyshot21 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:17

at least the clowns didn't rape u

Drifting 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:28

Why would you be asleep at work in the first place?

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