Hard no

By LoveDrug - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 336
You deserved it 2 970
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')

53 3
caancoha 0

I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.

30 11

Comments

epictrollathon 0

I say fight crazy with crazy by getting all psycho-eyed and stapling your hand right up in front of his face. It'll hurt less than dating a Nazi.

0 0
Cupffin 0

OMG SO FUNNY. BECAUSE SIEG FAIL RYHMES WITH SIEG HEIL! YOU'RE SO ******* HILARIOUS, I'M DIEING OF LAUGHTER YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS!

1 0
Guuurlplease 0

I know how much it hurts...

1 0
TuM_TuM 0

should have said "Yea I also know how it feels to staple the head!". guy: "really? does it hurt?". you: "find out for yourself!" and smack him in the head with a stapler

3 0
Mahyar 2

just be glad you aren't a Jew or black or gay or have brown hair or eyes.. if your any of those your screwed lol.

0 0
cowgod 0

is his name skylar and do you look like a Mexican Jew?

0 0
zinc890 0

that's cool :) while I find this odd to say- give him a chance.

0 0
xoluvinshayxo 0

put a mustache on him, and take him to the next vterans convention. they'll be aiming their guns when they find out hitler's alive

0 0