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By LoveDrug - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')

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caancoha 0

I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.

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tohaveandtohold 0

damn, u should get out more

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SadinSherman 16

I do know how much it hurts to staple my hand it happened by accident but still.

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Deadshot108 0

By any chance is his name Mack Watkins?

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jnaslund 4

what about, does this napkin smell like chloroform? hahaha

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nachosbabygurl 9

Ok sum1 is a lil on the crazy side

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lemonademixer 7

What the hell? I'd rather go out with a snail that a Nazi lover... no offense Nazi lovers.

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Life_sucksXx 21

The guy thats interested in me calls me 15 times a day and texts me about 30. Not only is he stalking me but he confessed his love for me and say things that make me want to shrivel up and die

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ad1836 19

Speaking from experience, it hurts a lot more when the staple comes out rather than on the way in.

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