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By LoveDrug - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')

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caancoha 0

I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.

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SelfGenocide 0

I wish I could find a Nazi obsessed person like that lol

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fallnangel7 0

ask him if he is from bragster.com, I staple my arm all the time. he'd fit right in!

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Aah_Zombies 0

You landed a winner. Maybe he'll stalk you too :D

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

what? you talk about stapeling your hands when you get nervouse? wow someone isn't gettin laid! ahaha

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aardvarkish 16

uuuuuuuuihhhhhh hey Beavith... I put a staple in my hand... and then I scored... huh huh... yeah yeah staples are kool !!!

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aardvarkish 16

Being obsessed with anything bodes ill health. National Socialism, the English for ther German acronym rendered "Nazism" has already caused the downfall of virtually every proponant regime.

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Oishi_fml 0

Two things: Don't let him put you on a diet and don't let him cook. They sound similar but they REALLY aren't.

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Asstazztic 8

Yep he's a keeper lol

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KarmaLanding 0

Learn to say this phrase: "Piss off, Nazi twat." Respond to everything he says to you, irrespective of what it is, using this phrase. He might eventually catch a clue.

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