Family, Texting and Health: Hard shoulder

Hard shoulder

By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML

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By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

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By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

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By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

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By Pierced - 30/05/2017 18:00

Today, my mother accused me of getting another lip piercing done on the sly to spite her. She finally realised I have more than one and won't believe I've always had two. Thanks for noticing, mom. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

Monday 11 July 2016 16:46

I feel you. I had my uvula removed, a long time ago, because of reasons. My little sister told her friends I couldn't talk for a couple days because I'd had my vulva removed. I don't have a vulva. I never had a vulva. They are not part of the standard equipment package for guys.

mylonius 19

Monday 11 July 2016 16:41

Good luck with your ****** surgery.

Comments

Guy_In_The_Cornr 11

Monday 11 July 2016 22:20

It's worse because it's a guy

LittleRich 10

Monday 11 July 2016 22:57

Had to admit this made me chuckle! Haha..

blackrose1996 11

Monday 11 July 2016 23:03

Lmfao there's one for the wedding good luck with you ****** I mean shoulder

sam_1221 13

Monday 11 July 2016 23:46

Good luck with the surgery! Ive had it done twice already recovery is fun!

pacman490 21

Tuesday 12 July 2016 2:37

One of the paramedics walked in during my asthma attack and said "So you've got a torn labia uh labrum?" Wrong time to make me laugh.

Bunnyluver 20

Tuesday 12 July 2016 3:19

Maybe your mom should have clarified, since this sounds like something you should tell people if you wanted. Good luck at your next Family Reunion!

belladonna1025 16

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:09

thanks for that laugh!!!

Flyndaran 10

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:19

Labia means lips and we all, I hope, have two of those regardless of sex.

Bearsmomma 30

Thursday 14 July 2016 10:14

Wow...how do you.....just....wow!

Tsumetai_ 11

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:31

I don't understand why the mom couldn't have just said 'shoulder surgery' why use words she doesn't know.

thrifting 18

Tuesday 12 July 2016 7:40

I had MRSA from an abscessed cyst on my labia caused from an ingrown hair. I was hospitalized for it for several days and had about 15 different people see my bits. It was mortifying.