Harsh

By mugs - 12/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 683
You deserved it 23 997

Same thing different taste

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kagome_eb 0

hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.

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welllllll, that's what you get for asking. go dad!

Hahaha your dad is witty!! I'm impressed. Sorry about the burn but, if you're going to choose to be overweight, embrace it and laugh at it. Otherwise don't ask questions that lead to such comments.

cryssycakesx3 22

I was thinking about that too. I heard it seriously 10 years ago. her dad is neither witty nor cleaver.

At least he's honest. Now go find a treadmill.

looks like someone's been watching Tommy Boy

Well, if you have his credit card, then go on a nice shopping spree! XD

chaosleader0 0

maybe if i hadnt read this on a joke site about 4 years ago i would feel sorry for you