Health: Harsh

Harsh

By mugs - 12/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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You deserved it 23 997

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 787

You deserved it 26 359

Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 158

You deserved it 929

By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 373

You deserved it 502

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 947

You deserved it 18 642

Looks

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 477

You deserved it 363

By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 465

You deserved it 7 488

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 6 296

Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 576

You deserved it 179

Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 627

You deserved it 4 049

By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 381

You deserved it 4 878

Megbo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:13

Truth.

kagome_eb 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:13

hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.

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mothafucka_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 4:43

at least your parents are honest :D

puhffft 0

Friday 13 March 2009 4:54

@ #45 Right. I don't really care whether or not saying, "I sympathize," or, "You deserve it," will do. I disagreed with something that someone said and posted a comment on it. Considering how commenting is even an option, I'm assuming that a little discussion is permitted on this site. So you can get off of your high horse and stop trying to monitor others.

supadanya 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:22

your dad ******* rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincenzo_fml 1

Friday 13 March 2009 5:31

Looks like you have a fairly simple choice to make now, sit there and bitch about how you're fat to people you'll never really know on the internet, or get off your ass, buy a gym membership and do something to lose the weight. I'd say you know what the correct choice here is, but this site destroyed what faith in humanity I still had.

Komarii 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:33

Agree with 57. Stop being fat. It's seriously uncool.

TheOrpheus 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:40

ha ha. good job dad

sarahskinnyjeans 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:49

hahaha awhh. it sucks but it made me laugh

metalman_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:56

#27 - Al bundy style :D gotta love married with children ^^ "Don't ask us if your dress makes you look fat" [...] "Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat !" damn this show was pure genious xD