Haters

By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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benefiits 0

fart on their pillows... Butt naked.

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oA_Fiasco 8

they will be dead soon so dont worry OP :)

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rocker135 0

Brag to them that prunes are better then them

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iranoutofnames 6

Learn the language, learn the physics and create a weapon that will obliterate their miserable existence on this earth... too far?

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piratepride77 0

You should pass a joint around with them. Then you guys can share the pretzel and probably translate some of the textbook.

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irokyoursox 6

Theyre just jealous cuz they'll be dead soon.

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popkorn09 0

Tell them to piss off

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fatalwish 6

Remember takes roughly 40 muscles to frown and around 4 to bitchslap your own grandmother and use the remainig energy you saved to youtube it

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Freeze_fml 16

You have an incentive to lose weight and learn a new language.

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mistersheezy 7

They only say all that because you're their favorite. Look at who they came to visit!

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Glockinator 2

Take them on a nice tour of nursing homes and maybe they'll ease up.

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