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You must have a nice dog
Dogs >
Sorry OP, but I don't think it was you.
i'd probably visit to see your dog too.
Pretty sure it's your dog lol
Suggest that they go for a walk to get some fresh air and see of they invite you.
Awh, I'm sure they came to see you but they just love your dog so much they can't stop giving it attention. :3 Just say hey guys, I know my dog is pretty awesome, but could you spend a little more time with me?
I don't think that'll work. At least, it doesn't with me. My boyfriend comes over not for me, but for my dog and my couch. I'm at the mercy of my own bitch.
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.
I don't know if you understand.. This contest is between their grandkid and the dog!
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That bitch! (...your dog)
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.