Haters

By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 825
You deserved it 2 490

Same thing different taste

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benefiits 0

fart on their pillows... Butt naked.

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fogrunner 13

was it an antique book and/or in a language you should learn?

Shitty! Sounds like my mom when she came to pick me up after not seeing me in a yr.. asked if I was pregnant or just getting fat. Then she figured the whole car ride I was upset because it was my birthday and I was bored. Nope, it was because the constant string of insults did nothing to make me happy. Ignore them an remember that your better than them because they are just doing that to make themselves feel better!

Oh dear. Why do grandparents play favorites? They set up siblings and cousins to have poor relationships with each other. Many a family feud is founded on favoritism. It's hard to do at the time, but try to just let it go in one ear and out the other. If they think they're getting to you they'll keep at it but if they think it isn't having any effect they might give up. Remember they are the ones who are being petty, childish and rude.

Here's a plan to get rid of them. 1. If you have a pet, give it to a friend for a few days. 2. Get several kilograms of meat out of your freezer and defrost it, then mangle it up, dump it in a pile on the laundry floor next to the pet's food bowl and splatter it and the walls with ketchup. 3. Throw the pretzel out and bake another one, only make it a complete circle like a doughnut. Leave it on the kitchen bench next to the text book. 4. When your grand parents notice the 'pretzel', tell them you used knowledge gained from the physics textbook to do a 4th dimensional topological transformation on it. Then take them to to the laundry and point to the pile of meat and tell them you are working up to humans, but have a few 'glitches' to work out. 5. Ask them if your cousin might like to visit, or are they thinking of staying?

madeline1960 0

I just don't understand stupid people !!

Omg, now you can learn physics AND learn Korean AND eat a nasty pretzel!

Bekkah7 0

Wow do we have the same grandparents cuz mine do that exact same thing

chelsea3111996 0

At least yours seem to be healthy.. My grandmother is in the hospital dying right now. My advice to you: dont take them for granted cause your gonna miss them someday or feel guilty for taking them for granted. Thanks

robert76 5

Are you seriously going to guilt trip them like this? Their grandparents behavior is incredibly inappropriate and the unfortunate circumstances of your grandparents have nothing to do with it. It's incredibly rude for you to project that on to the OP. It'd be like me lecturing anybody who complained about something their mom did because mine is dead. They're unrelated and you should keep them that way!

SinfullA 0

i feel u, im constently having to try to b better than my cuzin. FML

I'm guessing that your cousin has the ability to use proper spelling and grammar, which may make this more difficult for you.

unicornunit 0

dont worry, youll most likely see them die :)