My ex, Tattoos and Love: He certainly has a type

He certainly has a type

By tattooed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

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d00m13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:01

its a good reason

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:02

and also conveniently solves the "calling you by the wrong name" problem..

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vivienmoore 0

Monday 16 May 2011 17:36

he said ONE of the reasons. cheer up OP ;)

akichan15 5

Friday 1 July 2011 5:06

wow. idiot.

brittkylie17 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:06

Damn that's fed up

Chick29 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 20:00

Getting a tattoo with someone's name is stupid, he's an idiot. I would dump his ass.

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Today, my laptop was slow so I used my husband’s laptop. I went to the bedroom and found it opened, so I moved the trackpad and it powered on. The first thing I see is a page with redhead porn, and another tab with nude redheads. You know who else is a redhead? The new girl at his job he tells me not to worry about. FML

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Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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Today, I dropped my physics class because I thought I bombed the 50% second midterm test. I got my results an hour after dropping online. I finished with an 83. I can't get back into the course. FML

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Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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Today, my boss insisted we need to "do team bonding" so the deal was we all go bowling. I couldn't give a shit if they live or die, so ended up telling them I had COVID, just so I couldn't attend. Stick me on a desert island on my own and I'm in Utopia. FML

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Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML

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Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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