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You're down voting this guy, but what he says, is likely true. If Op got out there a bit more, instead if staying at home moping while watching ****, then he might actually get laid. Of course, he might already be doing this, but thus far has just been unlucky; in this case, I wish you the best of luck in your endeavours! :)
No, op needs to get it in more.
I go out plenty, but im in engineering school so I cant get laid either. some places the odds are just stacked against you.
"Haha :)"
I have not got laid in over two years. Welcome to saudi arabia
you do realize that people don't speak English everywhere in the world right?
being from India this kind of ridiculous ignorance really gets to me. I'd like to see you speaking perfect Hindi.
Llama.
10 - what's wrong with his grammar?
10 would probably like it to read as been laid instead of got laid.
The proper way to phrase that sentence would be "I have not gotten laid," not got. The use of "have" dictates that a past participle is required in that statement, not past tense. However, I'm guessing this guy is a foreign speaker of English, so to have deliberately pointed out this trivial mistake is just pretty asinine. Petty, even.
If **** stars can get laid, so can you. Keep your chin up. Er, chins up.
#46 "gotten" is almost only used in American English.
Dammit, I accidentally clicked reply on that last comment.
Really?
You sir, watch too much ****. That's the issue! Girlfriends are great for those problems btw!
Because girlfriends are just for sex.
No, ofcourse not.. But wanking it all day ain't gonna do the guy no justice either.. Depressed or not
They are also good at ironing, cooking, cleaning, and expressing displeasure after reading this sentence.
Don't forget banning you for basically that exact joke. ( curse you whatever feminazi who doesn't understand what ;) Jk means)
Maybe lay off the **** sites...
#61 - It's well known that using **** frequently can hinder sex lives and create a 'fear' (as such) of a real, face-to-face relationship. The way to stop this is to quit ****, like #75 pointed out. I'm not saying this happens with everyone but it's becoming more of a problem.
Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.
"If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid"
chin up, you'll get there
Go out and try it then? Nothing will happen if you sit on your ass. Stop complaining if you don't try to meet people. And if you're trying, then think about what you're doing wrong.
That's why I don't watch ****. But welcome to the not getting laid club
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Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."
Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.