Health and Relationships: He's fine

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By kenz - 17/12/2020 20:01

Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML

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By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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Easy listener

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 08:06

Today, on the phone, my boyfriend was complaining about the heat. When I told him that it wasn't hot where I live, at all, but that I had trouble sleeping due to stress, he replied, "Because of the heat, right? What else can it be?" FML

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Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 December 2020 21:59

Did you check on his wiener? It may have roasted.

kfchicken 31

Friday 18 December 2020 4:20

I mean he didn't want to do it and she convinced him against his better judgment. let's not pretend that adults aren't convicted to do things that they don't feel comfortable doing. I'm also willing to bet he ended doing the cooking which is why he got the heat stroke and op didn't didn't.

Comments

Derrick J. Rodriguez 1

Thursday 17 December 2020 20:09

Are you sure he's still alive?

lev 11

Thursday 17 December 2020 20:58

unless you knew there wouldn't be enough drinks or prevented him from entering the house, it's not your fault. each adult is responsible for their own safety.

kfchicken 31

Friday 18 December 2020 4:20

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 December 2020 21:59

Did you check on his wiener? It may have roasted.

mskeptik 12

Friday 18 December 2020 8:38

Do you mean he roasted his wiener inside her backyard?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 December 2020 16:43

Some disasters can be prevented with a little lube.

juggalo2 20

Friday 18 December 2020 11:23

Where do you live? The Australian Outback? Unless there was no shade, and you had the poor guy exercising with no fluids, he should not have gotten heat stroke. Standing around cooking wieners with drinks in the shade should not cause heat stroke.