Stalker, Nice Guys and Love: He's one of those people

He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Cads1 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Wow, crazy much?

MattStro 23

Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Somebodies a little impatient.

Comments

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:48

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 11 July 2015 19:11

you luckily dodged a bullet there

darthhera 11

Saturday 11 July 2015 19:49

#Straightwhiteboystexting

curiouslilbird 19

Saturday 11 July 2015 19:59

Bullet officially dodged. The single life sucks, but not as much as being verbally and emotionally abused.

DoomSkuller 28

Saturday 11 July 2015 19:59

Time to put his number on auto-reject, eh

gay_flavored_cx 16

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:10

it would've gone bad anyways if he was that clingy.

whoabear 10

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:19

Don't even bother with him clearly he doesn't respect you

Etweens96 25

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:50

You really dodged a bullet, I dealt with a crazy guy once who was trying out for my band (he was claiming he fell in love with me after we just met,) and wouldn't take no for an answer. I blocked his number (his idiot friend who also auditioned for bass gave him it) and I haven't heard from him since

Lokihashi 10

Saturday 11 July 2015 22:21

Its kinda your fault for not even checking the first one :/

MandieL 27

Sunday 12 July 2015 0:00

Even if she did glance at the text, a "good morning" text does not require an immediate response. She was sleeping. Had she responded, she would have been engaged in a conversation when she wanted to be sleeping. I could understand this if it was her bf of a while, who was away on a trip, or for work, and they didn't get to talk much, but this was a one date situation, and she had no reason to give up her sleep for him. He had no right to get angry because she wasn't at his beck and call. This is in no way OP's fault, and if you feel it was, then you too need to get your priorities straight when it comes to courting someone.