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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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You started it!

By Anonymous - 30/07/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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LunarDubstep 24

Tuesday 31 July 2018 1:43

Don’t you mean ex boyfriend? I’m mean, you could Reply with “No worries. Accidents like you happen 😘.”

chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:02

He was just texting the bros!

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chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:02

He was just texting the bros!

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:54

I'd call his sexual preference into question if that is a "bro" text.

chris_lillo 15

Thursday 19 July 2018 20:24

Yes haha it was a joke

xXDemonWolfXx 13

Sunday 5 August 2018 3:33

I’ve said some pretty gay things to my friends and so have they but we’re all straight soooooooo

nanxi 30

Tuesday 31 July 2018 2:39

As long as he tacks on a “no ****”, it’s perfectly fine, right?

LunarDubstep 24

Tuesday 31 July 2018 1:43

Don’t you mean ex boyfriend? I’m mean, you could Reply with “No worries. Accidents like you happen 😘.”

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 July 2018 2:43

Let’s just assume it was for his mom. Sweet, yet more than a bit creepy.

Ainarr 29

Tuesday 31 July 2018 2:44

y’all he could’ve just accidentally misread OP’s name once he sent it and thought he was sending it to the wrong person.... so quick to assume. i’d clear that up first before deciding whether my life really sucked. that being said, fyl for the worry.

ThatGuy9679 13

Tuesday 31 July 2018 2:48

That's wishful thinking

FishyFishy 12

Tuesday 31 July 2018 4:34

You should respond with, "Love you, too" and then follow up with " Opps sorry, wrong person!"

real life problems 26

Tuesday 31 July 2018 5:54

If he texted the wrong girl, why would he actually say oops sorry wrong person.

JustThatPerson 21

Tuesday 31 July 2018 18:36

'cause he's dumb. Or smart?

voncrane 23

Tuesday 31 July 2018 7:52

Err, you sure he knows you both are dating? Exclusively no less? You all would be amazed at how many people think they are in a relationship, while the other party doesn't.