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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, and so sick. Did you puke?

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:05

That's really shitty.

Comments

GeometricAngle 7

Monday 22 June 2009 4:28

...the bad thing is while reading this FML, I was fixing to eat.

TNEBlover 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:51

shit happens

pleasetryagain 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:53

Would it have been better had it been someone else's crap?

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 22 June 2009 10:12

yeah be thankful it was family shit and not some stanger's shit.

WellThatSuckz 14

Monday 22 June 2009 11:00

XD Omg,this made me laugh so hard!

under_estimated 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:00

LMFAO THAT IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! why would you put your head there in the first place? Dude, that sucks so bad!

1m_b0r3d 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:09

a shudder went down my spine when I read this :o

nu_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:37

know the feeling, my grandma lives with us and has alzhimers. She couldn't find the toilet roll one day. The next day I had a bath, got out, began to dry myself only to discover my grandma had used a towel instead of toliet roll. She had diarrhea....