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Healthy hair tips

By EggHead - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I read that egg whites make a good hair treatment. Everything was going fine until, without thinking, I turned the hot water on to wash it out. I'm still picking the cooked egg out of my hair. FML

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lemontreee 11

Saturday 3 May 2014 14:56

I can honestly see myself making this same mistake, so I guess I can't judge.

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 3 May 2014 14:55

Get a few noodles in there and have yourself a lunch!

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ninjacat 10

Sunday 6 March 2022 10:15

No on egg whites but rinse your hair with beer. Not kidding. You’ll smell like an alcoholic if you do it wrong but it really does wonders for making your hair look amazing.

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