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By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

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Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Monday 11 July 2016 9:24

When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 11 July 2016 8:58

You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.

Comments

zainman13 26

Monday 11 July 2016 8:57

I hope your husband is Ok. Hope you are OK. Fyl indeed

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 11 July 2016 8:58

You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.

Zehir_fml 10

Monday 11 July 2016 9:26

my parents' rule is if the sunburn starts peeling, cover it with sunburn ointment and linen and avoid going outside until the burn is healed.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 18 July 2016 6:33

Yes, but have you ever molted, 10?

mahughes 19

Monday 11 July 2016 9:03

don't know what to say to that

Arkham_Callabero 15

Monday 11 July 2016 19:31

And yet you still comment

niftyismybitch 21

Monday 11 July 2016 9:06

Now you know how Mrs. snake feels..

ExtremeEncounter 32

Monday 11 July 2016 9:06

Hey, I bet some people get off to that.

admeid 10

Monday 11 July 2016 9:09

Florida man strikes agai.......oh **** I don't get to say that huh. Shit I was saving that one.

Mathalamus 24

Monday 11 July 2016 9:13

That is disgusting...

chosha_fml 26

Monday 11 July 2016 14:51

No idea why you're getting downvoted. It would be totally gross.

Draveren 11

Monday 11 July 2016 9:16

I think I saw the same thing in an episode of Visitors. ...Watch out.

tygerarmy 35

Monday 11 July 2016 9:24

When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.

seichan 7

Monday 11 July 2016 10:33

Being burned that bad can't be good in the long run. I hope he tries his best not to get burned like that again. My friend got skin cancer because of getting a bad sunburn more than once. I'm not trying to scare anyone, I'm just saying don't just dismiss it. Take care of yourselves, everyone! :)