Intimacy: Heat of passion

Heat of passion

By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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One nation, under rod

By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Sexy moves

By what sex life? - 02/08/2016 06:26 - United States - Nashville

Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML

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Crash

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML

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alan2kai13 3

Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:04

You could've just turned the temperature down

peacefully84 19

Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:08

Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks.

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:03

Calm down guys it's just shower sex.

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:12

at least you didn't grab dong for support, that could have been worse for everyone

mylifeisgreat99 2

Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:02

That is sexy

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:09

Actually, you did get nailed with a rod in the shower, just not the one you preferred.

Kateyez_26 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:11

All I read was something about ass, head and rod grabbing

YourBatteryIsLow 8

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:24

Then before commenting about it, you should have gone back and read the FML again...

Kateyez_26 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:56

It's called sarcasm....smh

Km1490 20

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:10

just ouch!

Khogz 2

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:14

Better the shower rod then your boyfriend's rod...

awilliams44 9

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:33

he helped u right?

kmartFTW 12

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:37

Soo.... you didn't finish?

MedChew 19

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:50

So did another rod still hit you or was it called off?

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