Intimacy: Heat of the moment

Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By Taraa3 - 10/10/2009 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

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w_introuble 25

Wednesday 30 October 2013 23:50

When passion hits and comes, you forget everything. It's ok though, don't worry about it too much :)

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 30 October 2013 23:50

Makes you wonder what else the humble window washer sees in their career

Comments

MasqueradePrince 25

Wednesday 30 October 2013 23:59

He could have been as horrified as you when he noticed what y'all were doing.

gc327072 30

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:02

Or he could have just smiled and stared.

lilhellian 26

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:22

Don't worry about the hand you didn't see or the strange arm movement.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:01

Repair guy: Excuse me, ma'am. You seem to have some dirty panes. OP: Ooh yes, they're very dirty. Repair guy: They're also squeaky. OP: Can you lubricate them for me?

cakefete2 30

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:23

Just then, the plumber opens the door. "Ma'am, I'm here to snake the drain and lay some pipe."

Sapphire876 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 2:29

How much inches of pipe you laying?

gc327072 30

Thursday 31 October 2013 3:52

"as many as it takes…" *corny techno*

BlueRainDude 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:01

Enough to make it free of charge ;)

anotherbrittany 5

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:06

Did you need a window cleaner afterwards?

caden_bro 9

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:09

It's fine. Sure he's seen worse.

emirie 21

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:13

You could charge him and make it a regular thing! Good money in that, I hear.

Annjelina 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:17

This post was on iFunny literally 5 minutes ago XD

Gabby2057784 0

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:21

Pretty hard to fix windows when you can see reflections through them. If they aren't fogged up. ..

buckdharma 37

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:34

I think he saw some bad flashing, loose stripping, and a crack that needed to be filled.

sonnyrosa 32

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:35

Bah... don't worry about it... couples have sex... be proud and thankful that you have a healthy and passionate relationship... many people would kill for that.