Poopoo peepee and Kids: HEEEELP!

HEEEELP!

By babysitter - 24/06/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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Sights, sounds, smells

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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Happy anniversary

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 07:30 - Canada - Québec

Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML

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The Shining

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML

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By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Whose are these?

By Whyme? - 28/04/2016 02:39 - United States - Hackensack

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 03:36 - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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abbie14 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:50

hahaha use kitchen curtains!!!!! Don't you watch Drake and Josh?!?!

clandestine77 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:45

keep them on their parents bed and let them go crazy because they were dicks to do that.

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sunburned101 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:51

haha good luck on using towels!! lol 12 :P

unmadebed 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:52

Give them a lot of baths I guess.

lololol247 0

Friday 25 June 2010 5:28

I want your tattoo.

PeaceLoveAmelia6 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:52

Nice. I'm babysitting my two baby cousins tomorrow. I hope that doesn't happen to me! Oh, god... Now I'm scared   ;)

ryansims 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:03

call your aunt and make sure she is stocked up for you

PeaceLoveAmelia6 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:26

Haha... I did. I had to go to my grandparents' house to get the diapers they had for my cousin, though, coz my aunt didn't have any extras... So glad I checked! Haha!

Maddoctor 10

Friday 25 June 2010 2:53

I guess now's a good time as any to start potty training...lol.

fakeking2 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:54

can always use

iWearTightPants 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:54

use ur buzz lightyear pullups;)<3 they glow & designs appear wenn u pee! xD yayy! xP

bballer55 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:35

are u speaking from experience here? O_O

nightELFassasin6 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:52

stfu 70 ur too young to be on here and that joke wasent funny... stop sodding him cuz he likes buzz light yr diapers. they're prob the best things ever