Love, Kids, Family and Teenagers: Hell no

Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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You deserved it 4 559

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 193

You deserved it 171

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 581

You deserved it 195

elchapin562 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:02

damn he F'd his life really quickly and young

_Noon_ 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:01

Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!

Comments

Ilikepie82479 20

Wednesday 20 August 2014 0:26

Wait is she really his mother though!??

29Laine11 3

Thursday 12 February 2015 16:18

Run

Anubis95_fml 10

Friday 11 September 2015 8:13

i like the name, "notyourstepmom"

justfml22 13

Monday 26 October 2015 19:50

He should have told you it's his fault not yours.

cherrymollypop 9

Thursday 3 March 2016 5:38

I don't know how to respond to this

dapussyslayer 7

Wednesday 25 May 2016 6:00

hey i'm 19 and have a blessing that is now 9 months old. If he is very adamant and passionate about being in that child's life, then give'em all you've got because that same passion he has for his child he'll have for you. I promise this is True.

becca9985 34

Friday 8 July 2016 21:48

Well, don't you think you're boyfriend is cute? ;)

Dinesh Moses Katragadda 5

Tuesday 17 April 2018 13:28

what .

xxWTFxx1981 23

Wednesday 12 December 2018 3:40

my question is who is the mother... WTF.... I pray my kids don't screw up like this...

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 16 June 2024 22:45

How did that happen, and why hadn't he told you I think you need to have a serious talk with your boyfriend before you move on with your relationship.