Sex, Cops and Intimacy: Hello hello hello

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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You deserved it 9 349

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78

You deserved it 939

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 127

You deserved it 40 965

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 718

You deserved it 35 592

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 766

You deserved it 724

Honest mistake

By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 11:01

Today, my girl and I with got caught having sex in the car by cops. They thought we were smoking bongs because the windows were foggy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 873

You deserved it 841

Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 147

You deserved it 14 380

Rules and regulations

By backseatbusted - 21/05/2013 16:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 872

You deserved it 13 019

By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 466

You deserved it 36 479

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 822

You deserved it 3 364

Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 604

You deserved it 150

RickySleeves 20

Friday 8 May 2015 19:13

You had sex in a cop's car?

classicsparkles 17

Friday 8 May 2015 19:17

I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@

Comments

joelp232 17

Friday 8 May 2015 19:18

sounds like a night to remember

samlovesham1234 9

Friday 8 May 2015 19:24

Awkward coincidence! :S

Carebeareatu 23

Friday 8 May 2015 19:31

You probably made his day with the coincidence and gave him some kind of story to tell coworkers!

GotoH3ll 3

Friday 8 May 2015 20:11

OP, that user name .... more like Bonnie and Chlamydia if you're not careful

vampemu 16

Friday 8 May 2015 20:33

Sorry, but having sex with your boyfriend isn't how you get chlamydia. Even if it's in a car.

thesmeagol 22

Friday 8 May 2015 21:55

It is if he has chlamydia.

jjmack34 15

Friday 8 May 2015 20:17

You had an open house but chose a car...?

shemademedoit 20

Friday 8 May 2015 20:24

well well well if it isn't the two love birds. you guys called after your bed got robbed and had sex in the car?

Steephx0 23

Friday 8 May 2015 20:29

I think she meant they were having sex in her boyfriends car. If they managed to get in a cop car and have sex, that would result in A LOT more than being sent on their way.